I need a comedy monologue!!!!?

Okay, I%26#039;m going to audition for my school%26#039;s play. We%26#039;re doing Grease, and our teacher said that, to audition, we needed to have a showtune to sing (I%26#039;ve got that) and a comedy monologue. So, if you could please give me a short, female, comedy monologue, that would be great. PG rated would help a lot, too.

I need a comedy monologue!!!!?

try %26quot;comedy Tonight%26quot; from funny thing happen on the way to forum..both a song and a monologue

or %26quot;How to%26quot; from How to succeed in Business and cleaned up version of George Carlin monology %26quot;A place for my stuff%26quot;

Good Luck

I need a comedy monologue!!!!?

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