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Dirty Little Alexei is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, writing songs when the teacher calls his name.

%26quot;Yeah teach?%26quot; he replies.

%26quot;If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?%26quot; asks the teacher.

Matt answers %26quot;Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off.%26quot;

%26quot;No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you%26#039;re thinking.%26quot; the teacher responds.

%26quot;Well, teach, I%26#039;ve got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?%26quot;

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, %26quot;Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that%26#039;s sucking on the ice cream.%26quot;

Matt replies %26quot;No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you%26#039;re thinking!%26quot;

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hahahahahahaha

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lol pretty funny

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Funny

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thats funny

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I like the way you are thinking....... of jokes to put on here!!!!!

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lol thats funny

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Very cute and not considered dirty at al!!!!!

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so funny

also i like edge too

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haha thats quite funny

xxxx

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i heard it before but still lol.

(:

Star*

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ha ha! roflmao. star!

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Definately lol !!

Can%26#039;t wait to tell it !

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Lol:)

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i like the way you think, well done! very funny!

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With Edge Its Rated R!

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L OL 9/10 X

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Hahahahahaa. LOL.

That was funny. Tell some more,

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STAR! But the name changed from Alexei to Matt.

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haha silly goose

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lol, hilarious, 10/10, thnx for posting.

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lmao that waz funny

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LOL...very funny..

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LMAO

hahahaha luv this one !!

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HAHA..nice

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hilarious got me in tears hav a star and a 5star rating

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fun kneee

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ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

10/10

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That%26#039;s well funny.Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!